The meat

In any good sandwich the most important thing is the stuff between the bread.  Nobody says 'I had a GREAT baked multigrain sandwich around some sliced cured meat.'  No they say 'I had a great pastrami sandwich!'  In our nation we have liberals and conservatives; the bread.  And here I mean the most outspoken among us.  It has occurred to me that these bread slices are pretty much the same, they are both looking for conformity from the rest of us, and they want you punished if you don't fall in line.  On the  right, if you don't DO THINGS the way they do they want you punished.  While on the left, if you don't THINK the the way they do they want you punished.  Not much of an option.

I'm gonna have a salad.